through sewell's eyes

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Couch Potato 3.2

I was talking to a friend of mine a couple weeks ago and she mentioned that she recently received one of those forwards about upgrading Girlfriend to Wife 1.0. She said she wrote her own version of it for Husband 1.0 and she forwarded me a copy of it. I found it quite funny and with her permission I have posted it below.

Husband 1.0

by Ms. Q

After testing out Boyfriend 5.0, it can be upgraded to Husband 1.0.
Husband 1.0 then executes self-extracting program Couch Potato 3.2 which then spawns several subroutines like Remote Control Overlord 4.3 and ESPN Junkie 2.0. After 3 years (or 947 conversations over 10 minutes), the Yes Dear program will kick in to save resources like memory and processing. All queries will return "Yes dear" unless asked over 3 times with subsequent increases in volume. Husband 1.0 sometimes needs to be reset using the VS (Victoria Secret) 9.76b program. Husband 1.0 has no upgrade path and remains in beta.